What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
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I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
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So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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