i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
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You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
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After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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