Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
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it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
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You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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