Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
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FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
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Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
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