her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
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she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
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I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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