Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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