I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
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We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
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Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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