Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
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