no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
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Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
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Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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