i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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