yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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