its not stalking. its research.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
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I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
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