i just made my gag reflex go away.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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