Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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