Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
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You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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