mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
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He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
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I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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