you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
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When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
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So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
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