they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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