Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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