we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
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i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
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Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
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So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
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