Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
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She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
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He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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