By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
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Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
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I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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