They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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