Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
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