dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
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One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
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Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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