What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
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Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
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He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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