what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
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The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
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Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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