I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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