Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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