Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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