So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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