I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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