i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
On Saturday, I sharted on my roommates dog while trying to make it smell my farts. Today I got security clearance to work for one of the most respected and secretive govt agencies in the US
It's the American dream
where does the pee come out of this thing
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
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maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
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it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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