problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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