If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
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ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
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took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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