Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
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no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
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I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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