I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
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I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
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You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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