i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Who wears a wallet chain?!
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
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