how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
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Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
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I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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