yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
