that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Vodka?
Forever.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
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