jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
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I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
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I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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