You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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