vagina is talking i cant
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
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google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
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He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I think people are normalizing furries
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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