Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
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i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
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Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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