you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
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and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
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He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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