I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
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OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
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"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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