The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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