yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
