I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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