Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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