Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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