I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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