dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
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Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
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Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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